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[freekevin99]

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[HOTTESTintheUNIVERSE]

Looking for: Someone to troubleshoot a security camera system
Equipment provided, discretion required. Payment negotiable.
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[outside_proxy370]

FOR SALE: Antique writing desk
1770s. Used, some blood stains.
Two locking drawers, no key included.
$450 or best offer
Call (XXX) 121-4521 for pickup coordination

[outside_proxy370]

NEEDED: Ghost Hunter
Must have own equipment and verifiable resume; marketing skills a bonus.
Rates negotiable based on EN experience.
Inquire with barkeep at The Asylum in Santa Monica

[megact1]

IN SEARCH OF: the following comics issues:
Amazing Spider Man 569 (2nd print variant or Adi Cranov cover)
Batman 608 (Jim Lee cover) and 609
Blue Monday #3 (J Scott Campbell cover)
Action Comics 775
Amazing Spider Man Vol 2 #36 (9/11 black cover)

Will pay 80% of future worth (or full current worth, if desired) on 9.0+ grading on the CGC scale, or can grade on the spot in-store for an extra 10% fee. Payment for comics grading on a scale of less than Near Mint negotiable.
Bring comics to be sold to Mega City One after 10pm and ask for Bennie or Josh.

[VoiceFromTheShadows]

Now that you've been drawn in by the clickbait title:

Look, I don't know every detail, and I frankly don't care if the guy gets off or loses his head at the big event. What I do know (and can provide physical proof for, if given proper incentive), is that at least one of the charges against him is on very shaky ground at the very least and totally fabricated at worst, and potentially some kind of exonerating argument for some other charge(s) could be constructed around this.

I don't have a strong reason to stick my neck out on this and risk too much heat from any side that does want him dead, but I think there are those on these boards who would want to know (and would pay) even if its just to know and laugh while the house burns around us. I also don't think that defending him is my job, I'm not a damn lawyer and I definitely don't know all the arcane Cam loopholes that probably exist.

DM me. Best non-shit offer before the Tuesday midnight will be considered, open to negotiation.